It's been a long time since My last update. It really sucks when every blog post I make seems to be Me telling you losers how to properly...

It's been awhile since I've posted a blog. Despite all the vacations I have taken this year, there is quite a lot in the making, and...

Ah, it must be tax season! I can smell money in the air as more pathetic slaves have been begging for spankings, make overs, and the...

It is THAT time of year again, little pigs! This weekend is My birthday, which means the entire duration of Scorpio reigning over the...

Too many worthless little maggots have been throwing themselves at Me lately. "Let me cook for you.", "Please allow me to clean for you."...